JOKES 4 SMS

I'm M/21 (student,BTech) from Kollam,Kerala....PUT IN YOUR SMS JOKES FOR OTHERS 2 READ
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Xtra Cool Guy

7/05/2004
01:27:36 RE: JOKES 4 SMS

Message:
Kla Kla Kle Kle Klu XXX urangan kidanu.Vathilil aaro mutti.XXX vatil thuranu.Areyum kandilla.
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7/05/2004
01:35:43 RE: JOKES 4 SMS

Message:
Karunakaran:Edo ManMohan thanum PradanMantri(PM) ayoo....
ManMohan:Kashtakala samayathu PARIYUM pambai vannu kothum....
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Xtra Cool Guy

7/31/2004
01:53:27 RE: JOKES 4 SMS

Message:
can u post ur known sms jokes to ma e-mail id pls
all yr jokes flirts love mssgs, friendship pls thank u
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:06:34 Angels

Message:
I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends. Am surrounded by Angels, I call them my best friends.
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:08:34 Subscriber

Message:
If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:09:49 Friendship

Message:
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh..if you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again :-)
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:14:20 Love Affair

Message:
Love affair: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:17:52 Mistakes

Message:
GOD made pepsi, GOD made whisky, GOD made me so damn y, GOD made rivers and God made lakes and GOD made you ... well, everybody makes mistakes
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:18:51 Couple's Fight

Message:
A couple had a fight one night. On way to bed miffed husband mutters: Good night! Mother of 3 kids. Wife: Good night, father of one!
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:22:22 Cute

Message:
IF U SAVE THIS MESSAGE ,IT MEANS I M CUTE. IF U EDIT THIS,I M STILL CUTE.IF U FWD THIS ,U R SPREADING THAT I M CUTE.IF U ERASE THIS ,U R JEALOUS THAT I M CUTE
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:27:09 Special People

Message:
only open hearts receive
L O V E
only open minds receive
W I S D O M
only open hands receive
G I F T S
and..
only SPECIAL PEOPLE receive SMS frm me!!
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:31:35 Mobile Operator

Message:
This is ur mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you.
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Kichus

7/31/2004
12:32:28 Brain Disease

Message:
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
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munavvar

3/06/2005
11:22:16 SMS Friends Web site

Message:
# 1 Sms friends Data base in india.
Nearely 1500 Profiles. Free access to all profiles.

Visit www.indiansms.net
The first indian web site offering free sms and sms friendship.

Happy smsing!

Web master
Www.indiansms.net
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Ronzzz

3/14/2005
15:55:19 RE: JOKES 4 SMS

Message:
Santa Goes to heaven
Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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Ronzzz

6/13/2005
15:21:47 Really love

Message:
Make a heart which never Breaks..........
Make a smile which never hurts............
make a touch which never pains...........
Make a relation which never ends
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aswin

6/17/2005
21:52:15 asthalavistha babby

Message:
be strong like sachintendulkar with the mrf bat!
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jojo

6/28/2005
17:01:49 RE: JOKES 4 SMS

Message:
sardar: can i get an india flag
shopkeepr:yes sir
sardar:can i get in some other colour

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Date: April 25, 2006 at 01:26:10
From: ullas, [59.88.71.108]
Subject: Re: JOKES 4 SMS
i remember when we are met first when the train stopped windows oppend then you look in to my eyes and said IDDLY VADA CHAYAA CHAYYA
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Date: March 01, 2006 at 08:03:06
From: Vamanan Nair, [btnl-tn-dsl-dynamic-042.70.22.125.touchtelindia.net]
Subject: Re: JOKES 4 SMS
Communists to PM Manmohan Singh: We dont like the colour your turban change it to red
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Date: January 31, 2006 at 20:18:22
From: RAHUL SINGH, [61.0.171.83]
Subject: Wanna my friends or have a nice Guy as Friend?
Hi,

This world is very beautiful and Friends make our lives colourful. They fill happiness, joy, courage.

No one can live without any friend. U can see even a Prisoner can't live without this important thing, they make friends in Prison.

We can be always happy with some friends.

Take very good care and always smile.

Yours,
RAHUL SINGH (hiok24@yahoo.com)
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Date: December 12, 2005 at 03:01:03
From: nikhil, [83.110.234.149]
Subject: mahatma ghandi universtiy
BANNER IN FRONT OF MAHATMA GHANDI UNIVERSTIY

"DRIVE SLOWLY DON'T KILL THE STUDENTS
LEAVE IT TO B.COM "


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Date: December 05, 2005 at 03:03:46
From: sudi s, [somehost.affinity.com]
Subject: Re: JOKES 4 SMS
GOD made pepsi, GOD made whisky, GOD made me so damn y, GOD made rivers and God made lakes and GOD made you ... well, everybody makes mistakes
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Date: October 17, 2006 at 03:46:00
From: Ajai Krishna, [202.83.33.130]
Subject: Re: JOKES 4 SMS
Oru vadsantha kalam, bhoomiyil pookkal parimalam parathi, padathu kilikal vattmittu chirichu, oru divasam, ho marakka vayyatha divasam, a kodum thanuppathu nee ente vathilil mutti, ente vathilukal ninakkail nan thurannu, ninte kaikal ente nere neendu, "AMMAa...... VALLATHUM THARANE..."

Hi Guys, Gals,
Am From Jordan and a regular visitor of my-kerala site, i like to go thru jokes, so posting a new subject, if u like to post gud jokes which really can make others laugh, pls feel free to do, thx.

Ramesh Nair/ Jordan.

Dear Remesh Nair
Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Regards,
Satheesan nNair